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Dear Santa,
Where do you work and how much do u make?
From, Phil Puddimg
Dear Phil,
I work at the North Pole With all of the other little slaves of mine.... I mean friends of mine. I make about 2.5 million dollars a year.
From the man in the big red suit,
Santa Claus
Dear Santa,
Why, last Christmas, were you standing at the end of my bed trying to take your pants off??
Signed,
Very, very disturbed......
Dear Disturbed,
Ummm.... That was an illusion you had.... I would always-... Never do that. That would be sexual harrassment. And everyone knows I would do... I would NOT do that!!! You could ask any of my slaves... elves and thae would say that I would never EVER do that...... Actually, don't ask any of them. They will lie and say I have.....
Love your very, VERY good friend,
Santa
Don't ask about that below this writing.
:) :)
Dear Santa,
Where do you work and how much do u make?
From, Phil Puddimg
Dear Phil,
I work at the North Pole With all of the other little slaves of mine.... I mean friends of mine. I make about 2.5 million dollars a year.
From the man in the big red suit,
Santa Claus
Dear Santa,
Why, last Christmas, were you standing at the end of my bed trying to take your pants off??
Signed,
Very, very disturbed......
Dear Disturbed,
Ummm.... That was an illusion you had.... I would always-... Never do that. That would be sexual harrassment. And everyone knows I would do... I would NOT do that!!! You could ask any of my slaves... elves and thae would say that I would never EVER do that...... Actually, don't ask any of them. They will lie and say I have.....
Love your very, VERY good friend,
Santa
Don't ask about that below this writing.
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